Monday, 12 April 2010

12/4 Ramblings

I'm not dead, just busy.

Manic at work but found the time to visit a secret nuclear bunker near Kelvedon in Essex. I don't feel like I'm giving any hints to any one of our opposing forces because if you are driving along the a128, you will come across the bloody great signs for it before too long.

It's alarming that this was only decommissioned and sold on in 1994. Inside harks back to Cold War tensions and specific intelligence marking out target sites in the UK. Scary that London, Nottingham and Leeds would all get hit twice just to make sure. But then, if you know London, Nottingham and Leeds...

The guide tape was actually rather amusing considering the fact that, should we go nuclear in the future, we will die from either the initial impact, the explosion, the blast, the fallout, the radiation sickness, hunger, lethargy or roving gangs of looters and pillagers (all with radiation sickness).

I managed to get Mel Gibson's phone number - think I'll ask if I can move in with him should it all go tits up...
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1 comment:

Roy Judd said...

Will Smith would probably be the better bet. He went nuclear with aliens but even that didn't swerve him from the pursuit of happiness.

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